Revelation

Some religious and spiritual leaders reveal their manifestation only after cross checking themselves. This is something I assume. Like, for example, the mythical Zoperfix, the god of gods of the great island of Timuledany, created a loaf of bread, two duck eggs and a few buffaloes to test himself before he proclaimed his godliness to the world. It is another matter that his wife did the same the next day. I decided to play safe too. I read each letter of the two words exactly 18 times before I did it all over again. I pinched myself silently and swallowed the scream for the fear of waking up the women. I punched my right thigh and gulped the yell. My stomach was full now. Yes, I realized It was real. Yes, I did better than Manisha Chaudhary, yes, I did it. Wooohooo. 2 years of nerve twitching, mind bending, back breaking, soul vaporizing, neck twisting and eye gouging drudgery came to an end. The idea of running bare, shouting "Eureka", never came. The women were lucky. How badly I wished, if my laptop was feminine, I would have married it. But it was tough to know. So, I forgave it.

I ran to my mom. I was a 5 year old last bench kid who just won the consolation prize in spelling the word "FAIL". My joy knew no bounds. My eyes sparkled with joy and my face beamed with ecstasy. A 25 year old sure looks ugly that way. She had a puzzled look on her face. With me grinning widely and a pregnant woman by her side she must have thought, "He sure cannot become pregnant, why is he so happy?" I said, "Ayipoyindi" [It's over]. She replies, "Entadi Ayipoyedi?" [What the hell do you mean is over? With about 2 kilos of sarcasm]. I said, "My rank is 250". She was awestruck. Her mind went blank. This, in my region is called Mind-Block.